The Talk

Nothing strikes as much fear into the heart of a parent than the words “How are babies made?”

My own kids are yet to give me a heart attack grace me with this question although we’re probably about halfway along the spectrum with such questions as “Why are girls and boys different?” and “Why do girls have b**bies?” They know that ‘b**bies’ (and yes, we gave them the proper name, they just prefer this one - our children are clearly refined) are for feeding babies and that girls have parts that boys don’t have and vice versa. With our kids at ages almost-10 (and autistic), 8 and almost-7, we’re pretty comfortable with the ’slow and steady’ approach. When they’re a little older, perhaps this won’t cut it any longer, but for now, we’re good.

So it was with great Coke-snorting-out-nose hilarity that I stumbled across this post by Manic Mommy this week.

An hour? LOL…